Professional Cooking Prints

Well, I'm not leaving.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Like death by salad.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"A little lamb please."

"Pie chart"

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"First you make a roux."