Competitive Cooks Prints

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Picasso

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Pig Cheese

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'