Foodie Competitor Prints

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Pig Cheese

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.