Scientific Cooking Prints

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Baloneystini

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Culinary surgery.

Tzatzikicicle

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'