Culinary Professional Gifts

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

The day the salad got tossed

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

'You want to see a menu? -- Don't you trust us?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

WW1 Secrets: Steak and Kidney Pie Tank.

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

'Spread 'em.'

The Invention of the Non-stick Surface

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

I'm a long order cook.

Antonio Carluccio.

Chef buying frozen ready meals.

'I'm afraid your late wife's life insurance policy didn't cover culinary disasters.'

The fugitive.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'May I recommend what's in the oven...'

Chef's Suicide

Seasoning Greetings!

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"Anyone else want their pants taken out while I'm here?"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Oh, you know me - any excuse to bake a cake."

"Are you stirring vigorously?"

Emeril Lagasse

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"Who gets the linguini with my thumb in it?"