Pressure Cooker Pro Gifts

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"They really expect a lot from us."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Kitchen chef

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'Tuna's here John.'

"Gotta go."

Well, I'm not leaving.

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

"Well Done."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"I have a customer on the line, but I'm not trained in what to say to them!"

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

Royal Flush

The merger is off.

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"