Pressure Cooker Pro Mugs

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"They really expect a lot from us."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Kitchen chef

"Gotta go."

'Tuna's here John.'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"Well Done."

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

Well, I'm not leaving.

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"I have a customer on the line, but I'm not trained in what to say to them!"

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

'After much thought and consideration, I've decided to remain as coach of the team in order to spend less time with my family.'

The merger is off.

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

Royal Flush

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"