Pressure Pros Pillows

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"They really expect a lot from us."

Daughter/psychiatrist

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Gotta go."

'Parker does his best work under pressure.'

"Well Done."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

High water pressure

"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."