Family Pressure Enthusiasts Pillows

Daughter/psychiatrist

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Grounded

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'They're a very successful family.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

New dunce caps

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

Family.

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

Too young to be a grandma

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

Freak Family.

'I love my mum and dad!'