Family Pressure Enthusiasts Pillows

Daughter/psychiatrist

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'They're a very successful family.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

New dunce caps

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

Too young to be a grandma