'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'
Pressure Pros T-Shirts
Dress up your favorite Pressure Pros with t-shirts that celebrate their creative resilience. These stylish, witty shirts are a great way to show support and appreciation for their artistic grind.
Emergency numbers on a telephone.
Danger Slow Sand.
"Sure I can make that deadline."
'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'
Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.
"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"
'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'
'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'
"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."
'Ring around the rosey ...'
Daughter/psychiatrist
'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'
"They really expect a lot from us."
Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...
Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans
Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.
"I always put things off until the last minute."
'When did you last have your pressure checked?'
"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"
"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."
"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."
"Gotta go."
"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."
"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."
"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."
"Well Done."
'Parker does his best work under pressure.'
"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."
"Did you say 39 or 93?"
High water pressure
"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"
"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."
A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'
"Lately, I've been under A LOT of pressure."
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