Pressure Perfectionist Pillows

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Poetry repairman

'No it's still not fixed'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"Page 33, line 4..."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.