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Possible Press Secretary Replacements

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Challenge and solution

"I will answer anything but questions."

TV Situations vacant.

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Military history

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Newspaper

Dollars Press Conference

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

The Croucho Club

power of press

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

'He's not finished his media training!'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."