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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Challenge and solution

"I will answer anything but questions."

TV Situations vacant.

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'The times they are a-changin'.'

The Daily Me

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Dollars Press Conference

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Newspaper

Military history

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

power of press

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

The Croucho Club

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

'He's not finished his media training!'