Press Junkies Pillows

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Turkish Democracy

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

G7 Summit Concern

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mission Kinda Accomplished