Presentation Planners Gifts

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Blue sky thinking

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'