Presentation Critic Pillows

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

"He's miming from a tape from head office."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Trial by Media

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Difference of Opinion

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

Meet the Enemy

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

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