Presentation Critic Pillows

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"He's miming from a tape from head office."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Trial by Media

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Difference of Opinion

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

Meet the Enemy

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."