"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Preparing For A Performance Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful way to support someone gearing up for a performance? Our curated collection features witty and inspiring products perfect for performers, cheerleaders, and those about to shine on stage or screen. Celebrate their dedication and boost their confidence with gifts that understand the thrill and nerves of the spotlight.
They hated me.
"Just be yourself."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
Kid uses his violin as a golf club.
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
Modern Major General
Scarpia from Tosca
"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."
Jack Gleeson
Mikado
Rainbow Quartet
"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
"The Just Me Band"
"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
Antonio Vivaldi
Quartet.
'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'
"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."
Jeff Beck.
"Water balloons... water balloons..."
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."
May all your birthday wishes come true..
'Send in the Clones.'
"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."
"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."
"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Preparing For A Performance Gifts Collection
Preparing For A Performance Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for performers preparing for their big day—find a humorous or inspiring design to start their performance with a smile.
Preparing For A Performance Pillows
Comfortable pillows featuring humorous or uplifting messages—great for relaxing after a performance or decorating their space with cheer.
Preparing For A Performance Prints
Browse our inspiring prints to motivate performers and decorate their dressing area or rehearsal space with artistic encouragement.
Preparing For A Performance T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that champion the performer in your life—funny, witty, or motivational designs to wear during rehearsals or on the day of the performance.