Preparedness Pursuer Gifts

Box of Tissues

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Emergency Underpants

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

"Please hold my calls."

"I see you decluttered."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.