Peace Pursuer Gifts

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Can you be in the moment later?"

'Serenity, calmness, peace, nirvana, enlightenment....I just can't take the pressure any more!'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"When are you going to get a real job?"

Working from Om

Piece of dove.

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"I see you decluttered."

'My first night here and it was the best sleep I've had in years.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Poor old Goopta - He was at the very brink of true inner peace, and then his HICCUPS started.'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Noise Pollution

Buddha and Cat

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Dave? I have big news. I hope you're in the lotus position."

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Please hold my calls."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Good luck trying to get him to do nothing."

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."