Prehistoric Tourist Gifts

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Sober Tooth Tiger