Prehistoric Tourist Gifts

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sober Tooth Tiger