Prehistoric Promoter Gifts

123456, 'I've invented 'numbers' - now we can fix the economy!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'How's that, Umpire?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'