Prehistoric Animator Gifts

The first animation.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Early on-line shopping

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

Mammoth Posing

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'