Prehistoric Animator T-Shirts

The first animation.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Early on-line shopping

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Infographics: the early years.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Mammoth Posing

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'