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'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

Why dinosaurs had no music.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I finally found something I can do with my short arms...'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Caveman Carnival

'Ithinkysaurus!'

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')

Waxing: 3 Clams

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Early on-line shopping

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."