Nostalgic Animator Gifts

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

The first animation.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Old Man Journal

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

Homer

"Now when I was a lad..."

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.