Nostalgic Animator Pillows

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

The first animation.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Old Man Journal

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

Homer

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."