Classic Animation Lover Gifts

Witch sells poisoned apples at intermission of 'Snow White the Seven Dwarves',

"Happy Birthday!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"That's enough small talk."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"Disney will flip!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"Mom, I got the job!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

Looney Trump

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

Dumbo in Space

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"And whose bright idea was it to name him Daffy?"

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge