Classic Animation Devotee Gifts

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"That's enough small talk."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

Looney Trump

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

"Mom, I got the job!"

Dumbo in Space

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper