Pregnancy Pranksters Pillows

Contraction Tipping Competition

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"Six down, three to go!!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Children in a Nursery.

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

How to avoid a heart attack.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."