Pregnancy Philosopher Pillows

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as I'm healthy."

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Cry babies.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A little bird told me...

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...