Pregnancy Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

Pregnant Woman on the Tube.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Baby on Board

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Bubbling

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby Footballer

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

Sewer Rats

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'How far along are you?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

Pregnant woman going to 'Accident Claims'.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

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