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"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Baby pram as a tank

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Baby Screen Time

Growth Charts

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Toys in the DVD Player.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Young Gums

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."