Parenthood Pioneer T-Shirts

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

"It's OK, honey — remember, you're resenting for two now."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Baby Shower

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Acclaimed mother.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Toys in the DVD Player.

"How is it gendered?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.