Parenthood Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Pregnant woman with t-shirt 'Baby on way'; Man with t-shirt 'Mortgage on way'.

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

"She’s changed so much since her ultrasound photo."

'Being a baby? Not all bad!'

Baby Wind Up.

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby Screen Time

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

Growth Charts

"We have the exact same taste."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Young Gums