Pregnancy Awareness Advocate Gifts

Pregnant Woman on the Tube.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Baby on Board

Baby Footballer

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Sewer Rats

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Pregnant woman going to 'Accident Claims'.

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

Open other end

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."