Pregnancy Appreciators Pillows

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I hear you may do a baby."

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Baby on Board

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Happy Mothers Day

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby Footballer

She's good, but Mom's better.

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'How far along are you?'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'