Pregnancy Gifts

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity Doors

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer.'

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

"I can feel the baby kicking."

"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Child reading book: Understanding Your Parents' Behavior.

Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.

Surprise Party

'That IS her care pathway.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."

'Open wide...say aargh!'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Ginger hair

'I think you're getting to big for this job.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

"So! When's the big day?"

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

Maternity Ward

"It's a boy!"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"It's a dependent!"