Pregnancy T-Shirts

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Maternity Doors

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'Yep. There it is. It's definitely a boy.'

'Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer.'

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

Child reading book: Understanding Your Parents' Behavior.

"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I can feel the baby kicking."

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.

'That IS her care pathway.'

Surprise Party

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."

"Oh, that poor thing."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'Open wide...say aargh!'

'I think you're getting to big for this job.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

Ginger hair

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"So! When's the big day?"

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Maternity Ward

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'