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Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Entropy Seminar.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

putin and social media

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'