Predictor Of The Unpredictable T-Shirts

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

2017 glass half full

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'You are either going to be invited to a clock maker's factory or invent something called relative theory.'

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

It's a boy.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'

'I see you giving hillary a run for her moiney in 2008.'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"It looks like you'll be gone by half-time."