Playful Predictor T-Shirts

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Playdough's The Republic

Hamlet

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

A child as a pet substitute.

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Inspiration Point.

Hair traffic controller.

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"You forgot his tail."