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'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

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Hamlet

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

A child as a pet substitute.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Hair traffic controller.

Inspiration Point.

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."