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'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hamlet

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

A child as a pet substitute.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Shakespeare Ave

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

CX909708

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

The Human Condition

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

At The Clown Bank.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"