Predator-prey Pun Lovers Mugs

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Theatre Masks and Butts

The First Fire Stick

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Australian Mobile Bar

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'You give me goose bumps!'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"