Predator-prey Pun Lovers Pillows

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Theatre Masks and Butts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The First Fire Stick

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Australian Mobile Bar

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Weather forecast

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."