Prairie Skater Gifts

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice skater

Lemniskate

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It's all gravy.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Skater dude.

Ice skating

Double bass skating

Skateboard Olympics.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Who said money was not a motivator?

Scooter Romance

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"