Prairie Dog Enthusiast Gifts

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'