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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Butterfly Woman

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"National security adviser"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"How should we divide the teams?"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Information...political rhetoric

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Jester Surgeon