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Butterfly Woman

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"National security adviser"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Barristers

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Information...political rhetoric

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Jester Surgeon

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"