Practical Joker On The Pier Gifts

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Fishing from the Pier

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'