Power Trip Avoider Pillows

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

A politician's dream come true...

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

The stock market sky is falling.

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Big bumpers.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

D.I.Y ladder

4th of July and PTSD

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Well, that wraps up the quarterly report....and no, I'm going to Rio."

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

Yingluck Shinawatra - first female prime minister in Thailand

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'